Disease |
Wine |
Daily dose |
Allergies | Chardonnay de Paeuf | 1 glass |
Anemia | Graves | 4 glass |
Bronchitis | Bourgogne or Bordeaux > ( + sugar and cinnamon ) |
3 cups |
Constipation | Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray | 4 glass |
Coronary arteries | Dry Champagne | 4 glass |
Diarrhea | Beaujolais Nouveau | 4 glass |
Fever | Champagne sec | 1 bottle |
Heart | Burgundy , Santenay Rouge | Two glass |
Uric acid gout | Sancerre , Pouilly Fume | 4 glass |
Hypertension | Alsace , Sancerre | 4 glass |
Excessive weight loss | Côte de Beaune | 4 glass |
Menopause | Saint Emilion | 4 glass |
Depression | Rhine | 4 glass |
Obesity Obesity |
Burgundy Rosé de Provence |
4 glass 1 bottle |
Rheumatism | Champagne | 4 glass |
My new Medicine Cabinet – nice, eh‽‽‽‽‽
From AARP
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? | A: Try a bookstore under fiction. |
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? | A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done you’ll have a place to live. |
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? | A: Tell him you’re pregnant. |
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? | A: Take off your glasses. |
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? | A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car. |
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? | A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. |
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. |
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? | A: On their foreheads. |
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? | A: “Gosh, I remember these!” |
Q:GOT | A:ANY |
Q:SUGGESTIONS? | A:ADD COMMENT |
SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor!
Some of what comprises this post has been extracted from a recursive email (email I got from a friend who got it from a friend who got it from a friend who got…). All links and attributions are from my own due diligence (ie surfing and searching, with TinEye and without). Not that I want a pat on the back or anything. I just want it clear I didn’t (I wish!!) create any of these pieces and I attributed where possible. I am the Curator. Then I thought it would be fun to add related articles, etc. So I did.
So there you have it. My brain at work.
From:
http://www.misc.uniquedetox.com/Wine_cure.html
http://winevalleyreview.com/tag/wine-cellar/
Related:
http://www.bookmydoctor.com/health-article/daily-dose-of-red-wine-keeps-you-fit-fine-26/
http://www.wineloverspage.com/winenews/barc090199.shtml
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/250089.stm
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Health/20120601/dark-chocolate-heart-benefits-120601
http://medicalmarijuana411.com/?cat=4277
FYI… (I’ll probably add more links/pings over the next couple days)
peace and hugs…
These are hilarious!
I’m fighting aging tooth and nail myself…
hmmmmm…. good luck with that‽‽‽ However, if anyone can do it, I believe in you, EG!!!
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4 glasses! Wow! I would be face down.
AHHHHH… Susie, methinks you have seen the light!!!
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Suddenly I find myself with quite a fever. Thanks for the remedy 🙄
mosshhht happpppyyyy to obliggghhhhe, Mr Loon…
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Ms Loon 🙂
oppssshhhhyyyy daissshshhsshhsshyyyy… sorry Mzhzhzhzh Loooooooon…
I medicate regularly… or not…
I might just have a sppeeeccchhh impedddimmmmennnttttshshshsh… or a brain one…
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LOL!
LOL Over sixties are always early risers. They invariably get up before their brains.
Totally, CAT!!! Exactly what happened to me today, ’tis true…
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Outstanding! Just great. Thanks for sending it our way. Lots of giggles..well, with all the wine – but I’m sure it’ll still be a great post after zzzzzzz….
LOLZ!!!!!!
zzzzzzzzzzz…..
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You missed one of my favorite quotes that I got from a bumper sticker: “You know you’re middle aged when ‘happy hour’ means nap-time.
Morgan, uh-oh… very good one, in fact that’s one of my personal favorites, which I haven’t heard before!!!
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How about that! Finally, wine to the rescue, and four glasses you say. Hmm. Methinks I might try the cure. LOL.
All right, Tess!!! Medicinal purposes… I love medicinal purposes!!! Good luck!!
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