Disease

Wine

Daily dose
Allergies Chardonnay de Paeuf 1 glass
Anemia Graves 4 glass
Bronchitis Bourgogne or Bordeaux
> ( + sugar and cinnamon )		 3 cups
Constipation Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray 4 glass
Coronary arteries Dry Champagne 4 glass
Diarrhea Beaujolais Nouveau 4 glass
Fever Champagne sec 1 bottle
Heart Burgundy , Santenay Rouge Two glass
Uric acid gout Sancerre , Pouilly Fume 4 glass
Hypertension Alsace , Sancerre 4 glass
Excessive weight loss Côte de Beaune 4 glass
Menopause Saint Emilion 4 glass
Depression Rhine 4 glass
Obesity
Obesity
 Burgundy
Rosé de Provence		 4 glass
1 bottle
Rheumatism Champagne 4 glass

 

My new Medicine Cabinet – nice, eh‽‽‽‽‽

From AARP

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done you’ll have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: “Gosh, I remember these!”
Q:GOT A:ANY
Q:SUGGESTIONS? A:ADD COMMENT

SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor!

Some of what comprises this post has been extracted from a recursive email (email I got from a friend who got it from a friend who got it from a friend who got…). All links and attributions are from my own due diligence (ie surfing and searching, with TinEye and without). Not that I want a pat on the back or anything. I just want it clear I didn’t (I wish!!) create any of these pieces and I attributed where possible.  I am the Curator. Then I thought it would be fun to add related articles, etc. So I did.

So there you have it. My brain at work.

my-brain-at-work

From:

http://www.misc.uniquedetox.com/Wine_cure.html

http://winevalleyreview.com/tag/wine-cellar/

Related:

http://www.bookmydoctor.com/health-article/daily-dose-of-red-wine-keeps-you-fit-fine-26/

http://www.wineloverspage.com/winenews/barc090199.shtml

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/250089.stm

http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Health/20120601/dark-chocolate-heart-benefits-120601

http://medicalmarijuana411.com/?cat=4277

http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplements/ingredientmono-989-WINE.aspx?activeIngredientId=989&activeIngredientName=WINE

FYI… (I’ll probably add more links/pings over the next couple days)

peace and hugs…

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