Disease |
Wine |
Daily dose |
| Allergies | Chardonnay de Paeuf | 1 glass |
| Anemia | Graves | 4 glass |
| Bronchitis | Bourgogne or Bordeaux > ( + sugar and cinnamon ) |
3 cups |
| Constipation | Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray | 4 glass |
| Coronary arteries | Dry Champagne | 4 glass |
| Diarrhea | Beaujolais Nouveau | 4 glass |
| Fever | Champagne sec | 1 bottle |
| Heart | Burgundy , Santenay Rouge | Two glass |
| Uric acid gout | Sancerre , Pouilly Fume | 4 glass |
| Hypertension | Alsace , Sancerre | 4 glass |
| Excessive weight loss | Côte de Beaune | 4 glass |
| Menopause | Saint Emilion | 4 glass |
| Depression | Rhine | 4 glass |
| Obesity Obesity |
Burgundy Rosé de Provence |
4 glass 1 bottle |
| Rheumatism | Champagne | 4 glass |
My new Medicine Cabinet – nice, eh‽‽‽‽‽
From AARP
| Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? | A: Try a bookstore under fiction. |
| Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? | A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done you’ll have a place to live. |
| Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? | A: Tell him you’re pregnant. |
| Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? | A: Take off your glasses. |
| Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? | A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car. |
| Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? | A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. |
| Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. |
| Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? | A: On their foreheads. |
| Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? | A: “Gosh, I remember these!” |
| Q:GOT | A:ANY |
| Q:SUGGESTIONS? | A:ADD COMMENT |
SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor!
Some of what comprises this post has been extracted from a recursive email (email I got from a friend who got it from a friend who got it from a friend who got…). All links and attributions are from my own due diligence (ie surfing and searching, with TinEye and without). Not that I want a pat on the back or anything. I just want it clear I didn’t (I wish!!) create any of these pieces and I attributed where possible. I am the Curator. Then I thought it would be fun to add related articles, etc. So I did.
So there you have it. My brain at work.
my-brain-at-work
From:
http://www.misc.uniquedetox.com/Wine_cure.html
http://winevalleyreview.com/tag/wine-cellar/
Related:
http://www.bookmydoctor.com/health-article/daily-dose-of-red-wine-keeps-you-fit-fine-26/
http://www.wineloverspage.com/winenews/barc090199.shtml
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/250089.stm
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Health/20120601/dark-chocolate-heart-benefits-120601
http://medicalmarijuana411.com/?cat=4277
FYI… (I’ll probably add more links/pings over the next couple days)
peace and hugs…
