I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family, and work.

I’ve been at a crossroad, probably many.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

I’ve never been in Visible. I guess magicians go there, like now you see me, now you don’t.

Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember what country I was in. It’s an age thing.

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.

People keep telling me I’m in Denial but I’m positive I’ve never been there before!

I have been in Deep shi+ many times and the older I get, the easier it is to get there.

I have been in Trouble many times. The older I get, the easier it is to get there.

Nor have I ever been in The DogHouse.

I’ve heard of this place, but I’ve never been in Coherent.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART! Share this with at least one unstable person. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! And don’t forget to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does.

From one unstable person to another, I hope everyone is happy in your head. We’re all doing pretty good in mine!

My advice? Stay out of Debt!

as seen here and here and here and here, many other places on the interweb, in my brain, and finally in my email inbox at least 3 times this month…
hope you enjoy, even if you HAVE seen it before…

g’day, mates